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before a live studio audience.</i>

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You're in a pretty good mood tonight.

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Why not?

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Last night I was up till 2 in
the morning finishing off Kierkegaard.

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I hope he thanked you for it.

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I see that Coach and George
are still at it.

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Yeah, it's kind of fun,
they enjoy each other's company.

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Well, it's nice to have someone
your own age to spend time with.

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Been through the same fads,
you've seen the same films,

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you don't have to explain things.
There's a real comfort in that.

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It's too bad we're not closer in age.

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Isn't it?

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However, six or seven years
really isn't that much.

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Gee, I would have thought
eight or nine.

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I find older men stimulating.

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I hope you're not talking about me.

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Oh, certainly not.
You're not in the least bit stimulating.

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Hey, listen, seriously,
I would not worry about your age.

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You're obviously young enough
to bring that Kierkegaard fella home.

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Do you two think that you could put
your glands on hold long enough

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to get some work done here, huh?

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You win again, George.

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I just had all the cards today, Coach.

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- You'll get me tomorrow.
- You bet I will.

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Take it easy, pal.

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- Always do. See you, pal.
- So long.

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- See you, folks.
- Take care.

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Sam...can I borrow 20 bucks
till payday?

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You bet.

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Oh, boy, was that George hot.

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I didn't know you played for money.

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Wow, every day for months too.

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How many games have you won?

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Well, if I had to take a guess,
let me see...

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...none.

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- None?
- Well, Sam, you know,

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I've been right in there every game.

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No, Coach, that guy's a hustler.

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Come on, Carla.
George and me, we're like pals.

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Hey, hey, it's how they operate.
Trust me.

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We're only playing for fun.

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How much fun have you lost?

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About eight grand.

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- Eight grand?
- Oh, Coach.

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But that's-- Wait a minute, wait,
that's spread over since last February.

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Look, damn it,
don't you see what he's doing?

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I mean, Carla's right.
He's taking you for everything you got.

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I can't believe it.

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Sam, you are at least six or seven
years older than I am. Now admit it.

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Would you wait a second, please.

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We just discovered that George has been

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hustling Coach for a lot of money here.

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George?

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- That sweet, white-haired gentleman?
- Yeah.

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- Piffle.
- No, Diane, it's true.

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Gee, Sam, isn't there anything
we can do about it? Anything?

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I got it.

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We beat him up, strip him,
take his money, and put him on a bus.

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Subtle, Carla.

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Hey, that's how I got to Boston.

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I just had the worst idea
I've ever had.

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Worse than hiring her?

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I just had the second worst idea
I've ever had.

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Remember Harry?

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- Oh, no.
- Oh, no.

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Come on, come on. Maybe he
can help us out here a little bit.

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You mean that hustler
you always throw out of here?

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- Yeah.
- Sam,

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that's like calling Spinoza
to settle an argument

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between Nietzsche
and Schopenhauer.

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She's got a point there, Sam.

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Look, I think it's a mistake
to trust Harry.

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No, come on, look.

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George is a con man,
Harry's a con man.

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What's the old saying?
"Send a thief to--"

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- "To camp for the summer.'
- Right.

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I don't even know where to find him.
Does anyone know?

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Yeah. I know exactly where he is.
In jail, like he always is.

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You sure?

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Yeah, in Boston, please,
for the city jail.

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- Sure you don't mind me doing this?
- No, no, go ahead, Sam.

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I use information to get numbers
all the time.

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Hey, Coach.

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- Hi, Harry.
- Harry,

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Harry,

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here's the ten bucks I'm gonna owe
you in about five minutes, all right?

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Thanks.

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- Hey, Coach, where's Sam?
- He'll be out in a minute, Harry.

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Wanna play for a drink?

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Not a chance, Harry, no way.

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Don't show fear.

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He smells fear.

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- Cliff.
- Hey, Harry.

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You feel lucky?

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- Well, yeah, sure, why?
- Tell you what?

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I'll bet you a dime I can drink
that drink without touching the hat.

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Dime, huh?

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- Okay, you're on.
- Okay, you'll love this.

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It's gone.

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Yeah, huh?

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Hey, what's so good about that?
I mean, anybody can do that.

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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah, I can do that.

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No.

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- A dime.
- A dime.

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A dime, yeah.
Coach, another shot, please.

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Yep.

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The dime says I can drink the old shot
there without touching the old <i>chapeau.</i>

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Are you ready?

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Okay, that baby's gone.

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- No.
- Yeah.

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That's great, Cliff.
That's worth a dime.

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Hey, go ahead and laugh, Norm,
at least I got my money back.

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Five bucks for the booze, Cliffo.

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- Thanks, Cliff.
- Yeah. Yeah, anytime, Harry.

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- What's the matter?
- What's the matter?

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Hey, if you'd given as much money
to the space program

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as you have to that guy,
we'd have condos on Venus.

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Harry, thank you for coming.
Can I get you a drink?

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For free, it's too easy.

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All right, let's go sit down over there.
Coach, you wanna join us, please?

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- Sure.
- Carla, you got the bar?

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Oh, she always
gets to watch the bar.

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- Diane, you may have the bar.
- Oh, goody.

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Diane has the bar.

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- Yes?
- I need a bloody Mary.

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A bloody Mary coming up.

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Where do we keep the Mary?

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<i>The Bartender's Guide.</i>

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Bloody.

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"The Bloody Mary.

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There's nothing like a fresh
bloody Mary to start any day.

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This is a traditional favorite
served with lunch, brunch

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and often, in quotes,
'as the hair of the dog that bit you.'

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Its colorful name
derives from the story--"

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Make the drink!

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Now, that's Eddie the Mole.
He's from Phoenix.

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They call him Moleman or moley.

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- In Philly they call him Sid.
- Sid?

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Philly's a dull town.

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So, what you're saying here
is he's pretty well-known, huh?

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Any bird-dogger knows him.

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He runs paper and cubes,
mainly in the crib,

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but sometimes
right up against the wall.

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Puts on a straight-up guy
kind of front

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and then grinds away slow
with coolers and hoptoads.

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Real rip-and-tear kind of stuff.

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Yeah, yeah, that sounds...

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It seems to me he got in trouble
with the boys in Vegas last year

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and he's been keeping
kind of a low profile.

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Could be him. You know,
a lot of those guys lay low

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by making small money
off dumb saps.

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So where do I come in?

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Sam, excuse me. Where do you keep
the measuring spoons?

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We don't have any.

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What?

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"Precise measurements are one of
the keys to a good drink." Page 12.

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Serving it the same day it's ordered
is right up there too.

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- Carla, I--
- Hey, girls, please, please.

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Come on, Harry, you got anything?
You got any ideas?

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Well, I think you need a poker game.
The Mole is not known for poker.

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Coach, why don't you call him up

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and tell him you have a little game
going here at closing.

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Okay, now that makes you the roper.
You bring him into the game.

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Wait, how do we know
that he brings enough money

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to cover Coach's losses?

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Don't worry about that.
The guys always carry a big roll.

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They gotta be ready for action.

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Now, you, Sam, you have to promote
this as a friendly neighborhood game.

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- You're the inside man.
- I'm with you so far.

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Okay, now I'm gonna need a bankroll
this week.

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You just lost me, Harry.

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Sam, if you don't stake me,
it doesn't go down.

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- I need about five grand.
- Five grand? Are you kidding me?

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This whole thing's
getting out of hand.

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Sam, please. Please, Sam.

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All right. I'll be the...

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What do you call the guy
who brings the money?

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You call him
the guy who brings the money.

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- All right.
- One other thing, Sam.

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I appreciate this.

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It's all right.
I appreciate getting bailed out.

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Besides, I don't like the idea of
somebody else plucking my pigeons.

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See you.

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Thanks, Sam.

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A dash of pepper.

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A lot of ingredients
in a bloody Mary, Sam.

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Yeah, I know. That's why
we usually mix up five gallons

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and put it in the refrigerator
beforehand.

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How come you're doing this, Carla?
Why'd you let her do it?

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I wanted to see her
try and make vodka.

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Closing time.

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Hey, Sammy,
let me get this straight here.

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Now, whatever we lose,
we're gonna get back. Right?

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- That's right.
- Great. I love to gamble without risk.

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Oh, Sam, would you mind
if I stay and watch?

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- No.
- Oh, I promise, I promise,

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I won't ask
a bunch of dumb questions.

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- You won't even know I'm here.
- Okay.

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So why poker?

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Why not crazy eights?
Why not chess?

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Why don't I shut up like I said I would?

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Oh, I always get this way
when I'm nervous. You know?

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Sam, what can I do to stop?

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I'd know what to do with hiccups or
something, but runaway chatter is--

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- Hello, everyone.
- Hi, George.

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Hello, George.

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I understand you fellas
have a little poker game going tonight.

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Yeah, yeah, some of us get together
every once in a while.

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Coach thought you might
like to sit in.

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I haven't played poker in years.

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I just hope I don't embarrass myself.

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Embarrass yourself? You're playing poker
with a bunch of guys

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who can't bet
and chew gum at the same time.

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We got an extra chair here,
Harry, if you wanna sit in.

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Who, me?

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Well, I've heard that poker
can be a pleasant diversion.

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If it doesn't get too intense.

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Aren't you playing, Coach?
Not me, not me, George.

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Gin's my game.

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Okay, minimum buy-in is $500.
Let's see some money, gentlemen.

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Boy, you're pretty, pretty good, huh?

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Lucky tonight.

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- Yeah.
- Real lucky, huh, Harry?

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Your bet, Cliff.

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Okay, I'll see that 50 and...

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...and I'll raise you...

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Let's see, I'll raise you
100 Paul Revere commemoratives.

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You can't bet stamps.

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I'll fold then.

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Up to you, Norm.

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The Lord hates a coward.

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I'll see the 50,

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and raise $300.

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- You're bluffing.
- You're right. I'm out.

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I'll raise 500.

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Too rich for my blood.

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I'm calling you, George.

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Looks like it's my night, huh, boys?

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Harry, Harry, maybe we... Maybe we
ought to get out of the game, huh?

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- What for?
- Oh, no reason, no reason.

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You lost most of the money
I put in.

242
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:21,170
George has got all the cards
and you're playing lousy.

243
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:24,465
- Silly of me, I guess, huh?
- Everything's fine. I'm toying with him.

244
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:28,010
I'm giving him
a false sense of security.

245
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,930
I think you're giving him
a genuine sense of security, Harry.

246
00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:33,766
Hey, fellas, let's play cards, huh?

247
00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:35,309
- Yeah.
- Okay.

248
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,068
Straight to the jack.

249
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:53,744
Damn it.

250
00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:01,836
- What the hell happened?
- I lost.

251
00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:04,422
Well, no kidding.
You lost everything I put in there.

252
00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:07,216
Why didn't you cheat?
That was the whole point, wasn't it?

253
00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:10,303
Sam, I ran every gaff I know
and he beat me.

254
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,346
All right? He beat me.

255
00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:16,267
Sam, I don't know what to say to you
except I'm sorry.

256
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,186
I'm gonna go wash up.

257
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:22,356
Ladies and gentlemen,
it's been a pleasure.

258
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:25,109
- Sam, Sam, can I ask you a question?
- What?

259
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:28,154
- Does four of a kind beat a straight?
- Yeah, of course.

260
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:31,407
Then why didn't Harry
throw in these four threes?

261
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:35,995
- Look what time it's getting to be.
- George, wanna hang on a second?

262
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,915
- What's going on here?
- Nothing. I'm just going on home.

263
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:41,667
Well, maybe not. Maybe not.

264
00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:46,088
You and Harry concocted this whole
deal this afternoon, isn't that right?

265
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,966
What are you gonna do now,
go outside and split up the winnings?

266
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:50,301
Of course not.

267
00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:53,971
Then you wouldn't mind
if we just take our money back.

268
00:16:57,475 --> 00:17:01,062
Try anything and I'll tell the police
about this poker game.

269
00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:03,439
You could lose your liquor license.

270
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,526
You must have done this
before, huh?

271
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:12,657
Look, George, you made a fool out
of me and you can keep my money.

272
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,116
It's okay.

273
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:17,119
I just want all my friends here
to get their money back, every penny.

274
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:19,080
Do you understand, George?
Every penny.

275
00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:22,333
I'm not giving you
any of my money back, Coach.

276
00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:25,211
Well, what if we cut up
Harry's share, huh?

277
00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:29,006
You know, that's not such a bad idea.

278
00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:33,427
You could play him again, beat him,
and give us our money back.

279
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,389
Well, I never did like the guy.

280
00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:39,183
I'll challenge him to another game.

281
00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:41,185
Do you think you can beat him?

282
00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:44,063
Of course I can.

283
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:48,943
I can have three queens
in my hand at any given time.

284
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,946
All I need to know
is when he can't beat that.

285
00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:53,864
- You mean like a sign, huh?
- Yeah.

286
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,033
- Sam, please, let me give the sign.
- No.

287
00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:58,327
Sam, all this trouble's
on account of me, Sam.

288
00:17:58,536 --> 00:18:00,997
Please let me give the sign, please.

289
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:03,583
I don't know, Coach.
I mean, that's kind of tricky, isn't it?

290
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:07,753
Well, he is the last person Harry would
figure being in on anything clever.

291
00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:13,676
Just don't screw it up.
Come here, Coach.

292
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:19,390
Now, give your sign the first time
Harry can't beat three queens.

293
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:21,934
- Three queens.
- Now, what's the sign?

294
00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:23,227
Let me see.

295
00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:26,272
I'll rub my nose like this.
It's the old bunt sign.

296
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:27,607
Got it.

297
00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:32,069
Okay, good night, everybody.

298
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:36,449
- George, you need a ride downtown?
- I'm afraid they're on to us, Harry.

299
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,200
On to what?

300
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:40,369
They figured out our little prank.

301
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,040
Oh, well, I've gotta run.

302
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:49,879
Come on, Sam.

303
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,547
Times are hard, you know?

304
00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:53,924
A guy's gotta do what he can.

305
00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:57,386
Harry, I was never much
of a team player,

306
00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:01,641
especially with Boston small-timers.

307
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:05,519
Why don't you and me
play a little one-on-one...

308
00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:08,105
...for the whole jackpot?

309
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:12,360
You know, Mole,

310
00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:17,490
I was never too impressed by Arizona
hustlers, except they got good sinuses.

311
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:20,284
Hey.

312
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:23,579
You're on.

313
00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:26,666
- Mind if I deal?
- No.

314
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:30,670
- What's the game?
- Five-card draw, no limit.

315
00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:32,838
- Here's your half.
- Fine.

316
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:38,260
- Ante's a yard.
- What?

317
00:19:38,469 --> 00:19:41,597
A hundred dollars.
Pay attention. Jeez.

318
00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:43,974
I'll bet two.

319
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:46,435
It's covered.

320
00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:47,978
What do you need?

321
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:51,982
- One.
- Dealer takes one.

322
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,075
Oh, George, did you see that?

323
00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:06,664
Yes, I did, Coach.

324
00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:10,459
George, I scratched my nose
because it was itchy.

325
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:14,088
Right, I saw you do that.

326
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:16,340
It was really itchy, George.

327
00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:18,050
And that's why you scratched it.

328
00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:22,138
- Exactly.
- Hey, stimulating conversation, huh?

329
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:23,597
Are we playing cards or what?

330
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,391
It's George's bet.

331
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,977
Harry, let's stop fooling around.

332
00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:32,815
Now I'm going into my private stash.

333
00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:36,819
Ten grand.

334
00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:43,909
Oh, I like those socks.

335
00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:52,042
You're covered.

336
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:56,213
Three little ladies.

337
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:03,679
- Four threes?
- That can't be.

338
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,848
Seeing is believing, Mole.

339
00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:07,767
George, why did you make the bet?

340
00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:09,810
Because you scratched your nose,
you idiot!

341
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:13,147
But I told you
why I scratched my nose.

342
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:15,691
Okay, that does it.

343
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:18,360
Harry, I never wanna see you
come through that door again.

344
00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:20,529
Don't worry, Malone. You won't.

345
00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:26,452
You caused me to lose a fortune,
you old fool.

346
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:31,707
You're a stupid, blundering moron,
who deserves to lose his money.

347
00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:39,089
What a night.

348
00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:42,092
I don't believe
the whole thing happened.

349
00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:45,179
I feel so used.

350
00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:52,978
Now, come on, what are you doing?

351
00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:56,023
Oh, Sammy, I think he's snapped.

352
00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:57,691
Coach.

353
00:22:00,236 --> 00:22:01,737
He's laughing.

354
00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:03,239
What are you laughing at?

355
00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:04,532
That.

356
00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:07,493
One born every minute, huh, Coach?

357
00:22:11,205 --> 00:22:12,873
- We did it, Harry!
- Okay, Coach.

358
00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:17,711
There's your money. Now who
wants to play double or nothing, huh?

359
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:24,093
You had George conned that
the two of you were working together

360
00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:26,053
while all along it was you and Coach.

361
00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:28,305
- You're not even close, Sam.
- Yeah, he is.

362
00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:30,766
Oh, that's it exactly.

363
00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:35,104
Come on.
Everybody, coffee's on me.

364
00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:37,022
- All right.
- Great, Coach.

365
00:22:38,065 --> 00:22:40,776
So only you and the Coach
knew about this?

366
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:43,153
Why didn't you let us in on it, huh?

367
00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:45,698
I didn't think you were bright enough
to pull it off.

368
00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:48,367
I still don't like you.

369
00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:53,122
Hey, Harry.

370
00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:58,627
Hey, you feeling lucky tonight?

371
00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:02,298
- What you got in mind?
- Game of chance.

372
00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:04,842
Simple cut of the cards.

373
00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:08,721
What are the stakes?

374
00:23:10,014 --> 00:23:13,559
If I win,
I get to go to bed with you.

375
00:23:17,855 --> 00:23:19,064
What if I win?

376
00:23:19,565 --> 00:23:21,442
You get to go to bed with me.

377
00:23:24,862 --> 00:23:26,238
Forget it.

378
00:23:26,697 --> 00:23:28,407
I understand.

379
00:23:28,866 --> 00:23:30,701
You'd rather earn it.